Yes. I am a Sagittarius Woman. Some of these things are truly me. Horoscopes can be scary.. because they’re so accurate. I found this, and thought I’d share. Source: http://www.angelfire.com/tx6/monicaolson/page3.html Wild, feisty, independent and exciting, Sagittarian women are arguably the wild child of the zodiac. Adventurous, fun loving, sociable and friendly, they are...
WHEN I GIVE MY FRIEND ADVICE ON THE BOY SHE LIKES....
howdoiputthisgently: I’M LIKE:
WHEN I GOT MY NEW VACUUM IN THE MAIL:
beeeautiful-disasterrr: you know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch
Driving the old fashion cars at Valley Fair
minnesota-life: Before you have a license: After:
Before riding the Wild Thing
Calling someone a cheese head
minnesota-life: fuck yeah minnesota!
When someone talks about how much fun golfing is
Running into people you don't like from highschool
When your foreign exchange brother eats your...
minnesota-life: Mariah: Timo:
MOA mall cop won't let you in after 7 pm because...
minnesota-life: At first: Then going up a level and walking right in: I can’t even begin to tell you how many times I did this as a freshman in college…
Maybe you saw this idea on pinterest, and maybe you’re like me and decided you wanted to try it out! So you did.. and your finger slipped when you were writing, you smudged the marker, or maybe you just hate the way the spacing is or the way your handwriting turned out. And now you’re probably thinking.. “shoot. i’m screwed. it’s PERMANENT marker!” well,...
.. drunk dialing :: calling your ex.
so.. you’ve been drinking. and decide it’s a good idea to call your ex. First, it starts out like this :: then.. they answer (or in my case, their current girlfriend answers) :: & it becomes more of this :: to: then the call ends, and it’s basically like :: then you go back into your call history, or he calls you the next day to figure out what the hell was...
The State Fair
minnesota-life: Before: During: After:
When someone mentions Glee
whatshouldwecallmemaybe: Two years ago: Now:
When I find out the guy I've been flirting with...
whatshouldwecallmemaybe: fuck you.
psychic reading? (:
that was awesome. and holy shit was it accurate.
runtocatchupwiththesun: I should not be allowed to have a snooze button
When you suddenly remember that you texted your ex...
tyleroakley: Her face.
tyleroakley: I can’t not reblog this.
.. iPhone for the win. Damn I love this thing!
know what i’m sayyyyin?
hotbabysitter: I’m pretty sure this kid’s life was over immediately after this aired.
When I get an email/text from or get asked to hang...
whatshouldwecallme: How he thinks & everyone else thinks I’ll be : How I actually am:
When my friends are leaving for the bar, but I\'m...
@dabbydoff @cgandsey @saahensen @jennbooty9 When you’re at the bar and there’s that one wasted couple making out whatshouldwecallme: LAST NIGHT!
.. i'ma doof.
it’s currently 5:20 am on Tuesday, April 3rd. I just got back to my apartment from dropping off Mariah & Andrew at the airport. (for those of you that don’t know, my little sister and her boyfriend are taking the most amazing trip ever. including swimming with dolphins, snorkeling, possibly parasailing, and the obvious - chillin’ on the beach with their asses & toes in...
i was bored.
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? : absolutely.
2. You talked to an ex today, correct? : not today, yesterday.
3. Have you taken someones virginity? : nope.
4. Is trust a big issue for you? : very. you don't have anything without a trust base.
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? : yes.
6. What are you excited for? : this summer. the concerts & weddings I've got coming up. & a possible trip to Chicago.
7. What happened tonight? : last night? - wild game with some of my favorite people. drunk. drunk. & more drunk.
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? : no. ? i think it's disgusting when guys get so wasted they have no control & piss the bed, however.
9. Is confidence cute? : as long as its not overly cocky, yes.
10. What is the last beverage you had? : root beer barrel.
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? : 5. My dad, My Brother, Steven P, Brett J, & Jim H.
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? : yes. many.
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? : that was yesterday. i partied.
14. What are you going to spend money on next? : drinks probably.
15. Are you dating the last person you kissed? : nope. not that i'd be against it if it were to happen at some point.
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? : i hope so.
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? : Anne D. Abby G. Chelsie G. Mama Kathy.
18. The last time you felt broken? : a few months ago.
19. Have you had sex today? : nope.
20. Are you starting to realize anything? : kind of? but not really.
21. Are you in a good mood? : well right now i'm exhausted. so not really.
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? : never.
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? : I WISHHHHHH. he's got the most beautiful blue eyes on this planet. i didn't get that lucky.
24. What do you want right this second? : to cuddle with someone till i fell asleep in their arms.
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl? : uhm.. well i couldn't say anything. we're not dating. i would be a little disappointed.. but ultimately it wouldn't get to me too badly, because he's not mine.
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? : i wish. i so wish.
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? : never.
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? : probably something Steven did or said. but i can't think of specifics right meow.
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? : indeed.
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? : yes.
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? : no. not at all.
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? : i think so.
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? : only when i'm drinking alcohol.
34. Listening to? : We Are Young - FUN
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? : every day.
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? : I'm assuming he's at his house.
37. Do you believe in love at first sight? : uhm... no.
38. Who did you last call? : Brent.
39. Who was the last person you danced with? : Anne Dooner last night at the bar. (:
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? : 1. I really like him. 2. he's one of my best friends & i'm really comfortable around him. 3. he makes me feel important. & 4. i was pretty drunk.
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? : i actually can not remember. a few months ago probably.
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? : no. but i wish.
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? : yes. not that i'm going to give details.
44. Do you tan in the nude? : tanning bed? yes. at the beach/lake/dock? hell nah.
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? : no.
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? : no.
47. Who was the last person to call you? : Brent.
48. Do you sing in the shower? : sometimes, yes. if there is music in the background? without a doubt.
49. Do you dance in the car? : yes.
50. Ever used a bow and arrow? : i wish.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? : senior year of high school.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? : no.
53. Is Christmas stressful? : Yes.
54. Ever eat a pierogi? : a whaaa? ... no? not that i know of.
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? : i hate pie.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? : dancer, singer, movie star, professional piano player.
57. Do you believe in ghosts? : ghosts? not really. spirits. yes.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? : often.
59. Take a vitamin daily? : yes.
60. Wear slippers? : nope.
61. Wear a bath robe? nope.
62. What do you wear to bed? : typically shorts & a shirt. & if i have a friend/boy over, then a sportsbra too.
63. First concert? : Paramore. (:
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? : Targhetto.
65. Nike or Adidas? : Pumas.
66. Cheetos Or Fritos? : Cheetos.
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? : peanuts.
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? : Ours or Our Song
69. Ever take dance lessons? : for many, many, many years.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? : no.. not exactly.
71. Can you curl your tongue? : i don't know.... maybe?
72. Ever won a spelling bee? : nope.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? : a few times. (:
74. What is your favorite book? : The Giver by Lois Lowry
75. Do you study better with or without music? : without.
76. Regularly burn incense? : never.
77. Ever been in love? : once.
78. Who would you like to see in concert? : hmm... really, anyone. (: i'm so excited for nickelback & LMFAO
79. What was the last concert you saw? : Ke$ha i believe
80. Hot tea or cold tea? : iced tea.
81. Tea or coffee? : coffee
82. Favorite type of cookie? : monster cookie.
83. Can you swim well? : indeed.
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? : yes. currently doing it now.
85. Are you patient? : typically. but i won't be if you're stupid.
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? : DJ.
87. Ever won a contest? : once or twice.
88. Ever have plastic surgery? : nope.
89. Which are better black or green olives? : black.
90. Opinions on sex before marriage? : YES PLEASE.
91. Best room for a fireplace? : living room.
92. Do you want to get married? : yes.