.. this is me.

(Source: thisismylaststraw, via iwillmindfuckyou)

.. drunk dialing :: calling your ex.

so.. you’ve been drinking. and decide it’s a good idea to call your ex.

First, it starts out like this ::

then.. they answer (or in my case, their current girlfriend answers) ::

& it becomes more of this ::

to:

then the call ends, and it’s basically like ::

then you go back into your call history, or he calls you the next day to figure out what the hell was going on, and you’re just like :

The State Fair

minnesota-life:

Before:

During:

After:

When someone mentions Glee

whatshouldwecallmemaybe:

Two years ago:

Now:

When I find out the guy I’ve been flirting with has a girlfriend

whatshouldwecallmemaybe:

fuck you.

psychic reading? (:

that was awesome. and holy shit was it accurate.

runtocatchupwiththesun:

I should not be allowed to have a snooze button

When you suddenly remember that you texted your ex last night

whatshouldwecallme:

@dabbydoff @cgandsey @jennbooty9
tyleroakley:

christelynjoy:

The Art of Rue-ing (by Marc Marcos)

How to:

Find a sleeping victim

Arrange an array of flowers around said victim

Perform the Hunger Games salute

Take pictures

Happy Hunger Games

I now have purpose in life.

it’s the new planking. lets do it.

tyleroakley:

Jesus has risen.

tyleroakley:

Jesus has risen.

(Source: commanderinqueef)

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tyleroakley:

Her face.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

tyleroakley:

I can’t not reblog this.

(Source: ajohnnn)

tyleroakley:

Literally, me.

tyleroakley:

Perfect movie is perfect.

(Source: blushpink)

.. is this your way of flirting?slamming my music isn’t cool. and you can add as many :P smileys as you want.. its still not cool. & it’s not cute. i’m not attracted to it.guaranteed i’ve got a better music library than you do. guaranteed.

.. is this your way of flirting?
slamming my music isn’t cool. and you can add as many :P smileys as you want.. its still not cool. & it’s not cute. i’m not attracted to it.

guaranteed i’ve got a better music library than you do. guaranteed.